User:MrMarmite

The World of Mr Marmite

I've no real idea why I edit wiki pages. I have a pointless obsession with apostrophes, maybe because my real name ends in an "s" I feel obliged to remind the world that only plurals ending in "s" drop the post-apostrophe "s" Yeasty Goodness A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma. ... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. “,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler. . TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop. its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! ’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum". ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage. UKThis user uses British English. USThis user uses American English. LipsumThis user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation. This user is a Monty Python fan. This user is from Buckinghamshire. This user supported Barack Obama for President. This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict. This user wants all states of Europe to join the EU. This user supports the European Union. This user is a backgammon player. game devThis user is interested in video game development. CIVThis user loves to play Civilization. This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden. This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. This user is peaceful. This user believes in logic. libThis user is a liberal. This user thinks that bullfighting should be extinct. This user has a wife. This user has studied at the University of the West of England, Bristol HThis user knows It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. Could be lupusThis user knows that it's never lupus NCISThis user is a fan of NCIS. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. BBCThis user supports the BBC. 4This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone. This user listens to NPR. ISIHACThis user is a fan of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. TNQThis user listens to The News Quiz podcast, and wishes other BBC comedy was podcasted as well. NOWThis user listens to The Now Show podcast, and wishes other BBC comedy was podcasted as well. This user is against DRM. This user never reads anything useful on a blog—ever. SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys. This user is a member of the Pink Floyd WikiProject. This user's favourite animal is the Reticulated Giraffe. This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. ¶This user is a professional editor. This user has blue eyes. This user is an escaped genetic experiment. This user believes that get is a horrible verb and should not be used. This user wonders if you've seen their stapler?. ?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. User:EliminatorJR/Userboxes/Curry Addict This user is associated with the United States of America. This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang. O This user feels Outnumbered. This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion. This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. FAUX NEWS This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.