Rattling Baggage was born on July 15, 1946 to Shaky and Patricia Baggage in West-Minster, Massivetwoshits, in the Grand Duchy of Ohio. Mr. Baggage grew up on the out-skirts of his home town until his departure in 1844 at the age of 17 to fly the Hindenberg 2: Electric Boogaloo, until it's untimely demise in 1785 when it got it's head cut off during the french revolution, then the french baguette's captured ratt and he was put on trial for witchcraft because of his rampent dwarfly isms and was proclaimed guilty and put to the gulliotine, but he managed to escape and gave birth from his pee-hole 1,385 decendents who are all still alive.
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Rattling Baggage had 24 four siblings:
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