User:LobsterTentacles

I set up this page simply for the fucking userboxes. *superneek*

Other Such Pedantry

This user just adores celebrities ... with a guilty pleasure.

atheist

This user rejects as invalid all forms of spirituality or religion.

User:S.dedalus/Richard Dawkins (God)

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user loves calculators.

$\int e^{x}dx$ | I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S |

My antiderivative

This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind.

This user wears black on the outside because black is how this user feels on the inside.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

VThis user is a vegetarian.

P	I eat the flesh of children. Not really, but I do eat pasta, lots of pasta.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user enjoys juggling.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user wants to live a Beat lifestyle in Paris, France.

Mendel is this user's chromeboy.

You mess with this user, and they'll denature your protein.

This user enjoys flower gardening.

This user is interested in political science.

This user enjoys origami.

This user is a smoker.

This user, like Ms. Daria Morgendorffer, doesn't have low self-esteem. They have low esteem for everyone else.

When this user looks at their own accomplishments in life it helps to recall that the case of Joan of Arc proves greatness is rewarded by having a bean brand named after you.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

iGen	This user is a member of the iGeneration

This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

$\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}$This user loves problem solving.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is an art lover.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a cat lover.

This user sings only in the shower.

All your base are belong to this user.

This user is a WikiFairy.

This user is a yet-to-be-discovered Pimp.

QIThis user is Quite Interesting.

This user loves
Desperate Housewives.

This user's favorite subject is physics.

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

This user considers herself self-educated.

This user wants all of Europe to adopt the euro.

This user supports the
European Union.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

This user recognizes the Palestinian right of return.^‡

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.^†

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.

This user is highly against nazism.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†$ £
¥ €

This user is a socialist.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports a binational solution to the Israeli–Palestinian Conflict.^‡One State

This user is against monarchy.

X

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

X

This user supports racial equality.

This user is a feminist.

This user is a feminist, and is annoyed that the first feminist userbox is pink.

CF	This user is childfree.

This user identifies as heteroflexible.

This user is neither female nor male.

CUT	This user supports Children's rights and opposes all forms of genital mutilation.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

It's time that this user began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.

Sonic Youth has 100% of this user's love.

This user has no surprises

fan-3This user loves Kathleen Hanna.

fan-3This user loves Morrissey.

This user just called to say they love you.

BBThis user loves the Beastie Boys.

Here's another clue for you all. This user was Paul.

FNMIt's in this user's face but this user can't grab it.

oasis

Someday you will find this user caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne Supernova in the sky.

They tried to make this user go to rehab, but they said NO, NO, NO!

^TCThis user listens to The Clash.

MCRThis user does not like My Chemical Romance.

This user loved Michael Jackson.

This user is a fan of the Backstreet Boys. and their admiration is Unbreakable.

VU◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE

M

Confessed Madonna Fan

M

Biggie Smalls

This user is a fan of The Notorious B.I.G.

This user is a fan of David Bowie.

LTThis user is obsessed with the band LT.

This user plays the piano.

lapsedThis user is a lapsed musician.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user does not eat fish. Ever.

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user likes to eat
borscht

This user eats cheese.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves pancakes.

This user doesn't really think it's worth eating a pickle unless it's from "The Pickle Guys" on the Lower East Side.

This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.

This user loves cake.

This user likes pie.

This user eats custard creams.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This user drinks tea.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

This user drinks. Period.

21This user thinks that 21 units of alcohol a week is not enough.

This user favours the green mint-flavoured spring cocktail Mojito.

This user enjoys White Russians. (So does the Dude.)

Being from a civilised *urp* nation, I spell whisky without an 'E'

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

This user thinks
Lenny Bruce is a martyr.

This user has only seen 3/17 Bab films :(

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

GODThis user considers Jean-Luc Godard to be the greatest filmmaker of his time.

This user enjoys films.

This user loves the smell of napalm in the morning.

This user abides.

Clerks.This user is not even supposed to be here today!

This user has built a device that is guaranteed to end the human race ONCE AND FOR ALL!

EraserheadThis user believes that in Heaven, everything is fine.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

Fear does not exist in this user's dōjo!

ЖThis user thought you was a toad.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

d'oh!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world.

HSMThis user loves High School Musical!

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

her?This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

Ted	This user has visited Craggy Island.

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

UBThis user believes that Ugly is the New Beautiful.

Suite LifeThis user is a fan of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.

Entertainment is a commodity.
News is a right.^†

newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.

HThis user believes that everybody lies.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes her own!

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

This user is a fan of
The West Wing.

DEALThis user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Noel Edmonds.

Samuel Beckett, twingle-twangler comfort my days of roses days of beauty

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on April 15.

This user enjoys the works of
George Eliot

This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user likes the company of hamsters.

This user likes squirrels.

This user's pets own them!

This user lives in London.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user reads The Mirror.

This user reads The Guardian.

This user reads The Morning Star.

WGA	Pencils down means pencils down. This user supports the WGA.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

—	This user has NO personality.