User:JulieMinkai
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Hello! My name is JulieMinkai, but you can call me Julie, Minkai, Betty, Mink, or Abby. I wanted to name my account Minkai, but that name was sadly taken. I remove "[[ ]]" from pages call them edits.
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I am kidding, I do more than that.... maybe
What? How dare you accuse this joke of being stolen!
I browsed the Wikipedia community space for about two and a half years, but was unable to edit because my IP was blocked due to being an open proxy.
Helpful links[edit]
The art of reviewing new pages
Not-so-helpful link[edit]
Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents
Remember this![edit]
Expectations for discretionary sanctions[edit]
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My subpages[edit]
Planning for seventh Wikipedia movie
Sandbox (TW: Mentions of rape. And no, you can't delete this warning per WP:NOTCENSORED. However, the second sandbox more than makes up for it.)
Museums[edit]
 | This section contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously. |
Museum of inspiring quotes (the only serious museum)[edit]
- (On an accusation of WP:CAVASSING:)
Utter nonsense, as already explained. WP:COPYWITHIN is a legal requirement. Even if one were to go for a strict reading of WP:Canvass as they seem to be doing here, there clearly was no intent to alter the outcome of the discussion here (Canvassing is notification done with the intention of influencing the outcome of a discussion in a particular way). If 1000 wants to ping other editors (despite the act of pinging previous participants to an AfD probably being even more dubious canvassing than what I have done), that is their problem and one which I have no need to address on my own (though if they do decide to go that way, then this thread might warrant re-opening). RandomCanadian (talk / contribs) 14:24, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
...It's incumbent on all parties to ASSUME GOOD FAITH. Yes, we all understand it's human nature to jump to erroneous conclusions, jump down rabbit holes, and look at whatever spectrum of data is narrow enough to justify our own confirmation bias. AGF sets forth the behavioral guideline that this is not acceptable behavior on Wikipedia. Ravenswing 19:00, 28 May 2022 (UTC)
Museum of excruciatingly narrow deleted categories[edit]
Gnostic apocrypha related with Adam and Eve [1]
Museum of What Could Possibly Go Wrong?[edit]
went out in a boat,
and t'was really strange
that they kept afloat.
They could sing "Ahoy!"
and shout "Yeo-ho!"
but there wasn't one
who knew how to row.
From the article on Uriyadi 2:
The film opens with a prologue on Raj Prakash, a wealthy NRI businessman who wanted to open an insecticide factory in London but was denied the required permissions due to the toxicity of the key compound methyl isocyanate (MIC) used. Using the influence of local politicians, Raj Prakash set up the insecticide factory in Tamil Nadu and did good business through exports until the insecticide was eventually banned by the UN, eventually declining his export business. With dwindling returns, Raj Prakash proposed to open a copper sterlite factory after learning of its concentration in the area, but was faced with backlash from the local people, forcing him to withdraw his ambitions. With the insecticide factory being his only business, Raj Prakash decided to double the returns from the existing factory, which was already in a derelict state.
From User:JulieMinkai/sandbox II: Daggerfall:
To prevent him from attempting suicide further times, the general locks Flippy in the base prison without his weapons, dog tags or clothes, coincidentally confining Flippy in the same cell as an attractive she-bear named Amelia.
Museum of Eric Cartman[edit]
Content from User:EEng#Museum of Not Exactly Employee of the Month.
- From Raymond Chandler:
Chandler was by 1931 a highly paid vice president of the Dabney Oil Syndicate, but his alcoholism, absenteeism, promiscuity with female employees, and threatened suicides contributed to his dismissal a year later.
Articles that need attention[edit]
Plot hole - copyvio
Mixels - tone
List of video games notable for speedrunning - tone
Smear frames - severe stub
The Tissue-Culture King - definitely notable; really bad stub
Must-read pages[edit]
Principle of some astonishment — Some information doesn't need including.
Is that even an essay? — Some people try to take advantage of Wikipedia's ever-changing number of pages. Don't be fooled.
Levels of competence — Learn how and when to work outside the borders.
You don't have to be mad to work here, but... — A keen observation of the behavior of Wikipedians, written in the style of Dante's Inferno.
E-Prime — Writing without using any form of "to be" can be an interesting challenge.
Chelsea Manning — Truth can be stranger than fiction. One example: the government treated Manning so poorly, 295 lawyers petitioned against them and the government was forced to move her from a maximum-security prison to a medium-security prison!
To read[edit]
User:Piotrus/Morsels of wikiwisdom
Userboxes[edit]
See User:JulieMinkai/Userboxes.
Pun Generator[edit]
Awards/Achievements[edit]
Levivich thanked me for a witty comment on a disastrous ANI thread.
EEng thanked me for reusing a photo with witty caption from his userpage.