User:Jack Upland
Jack Upland is a citizen of the world and a partisan of the truth. He accepts just criticism.
- Jack is of course fine. Call me Upland, or Mr Upland, if you need to save confusion, e.g. in the Land of Oz.
- Good news, folk! I'm leaving on a jet plane, going bush, Crocodile Dundee style! You might see me in the funny papers.